🛑BREAKING: Earlier today Dawson Knox said that in the AFC Championship game, Dalton Kincaid was playing on a torn PCL in one knee and with an aggravated other knee.

BREAKING: Dawson Knox’s Shocking Revelation – Dalton Kincaid Played the AFC Championship Game with TWO Injured Knees. Did We Miss the Part Where He Was Superhuman?

In an absolutely jaw-dropping turn of events, Dawson Knox spilled the beans earlier today, revealing that Dalton Kincaid played in the AFC Championship game on not one, but two injured knees. That’s right, folks, the star tight end somehow managed to battle through a torn PCL in one knee while nursing an aggravated knee on the other.

We’re not sure if Kincaid is secretly a cyborg or just a gladiator from ancient Rome, but either way, this level of toughness is seriously next level. Forget about “walking it off,” this guy is apparently out here playing on knees that sound like they belong to a 60-year-old, not a 23-year-old professional athlete.

To be fair, the revelation raises some serious questions about the team’s medical staff and whether they’ve been passing out knee braces like party favors. But who cares about that? After all, who wouldn’t want to see a 250-pound man hobbling around like a wounded animal in the biggest game of the season?

Clearly, Kincaid’s decision to play through pain—and Knox’s casual mention of it—has set the stage for a brand-new level of “tough guy” lore in NFL history. Will his knees ever recover? Will he be able to walk again without sounding like a squeaky door? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure: this is a new chapter in the saga of “playing through the pain” that will probably be exaggerated for the next decade.

Stay tuned as we await the next dramatic injury reveal—perhaps Kincaid will show up next game with a sprained elbow and a broken heart, and still decide to play. That’s the kind of hero we need right now.