A frustrated wife, fed up with waiting for her husband to come home from work, decided to teach him a lesson. She wrote a note saying she’d had enough and was leaving, and then hid under the bed to see how he would react.
As the husband arrived home, the wife watched with bated breath as he discovered the note. But instead of panicking or searching for her, he simply waited for a moment, then picked up the phone and dialed a number.
The wife’s ears perked up as she listened to her husband’s conversation. But to her surprise, he wasn’t calling out a search party or begging her to come back. Instead, he was making romantic plans with someone else – or so it seemed.
“I’ll see you soon,” he cooed over the phone. “Put on your most sultry French nightgown. I adore you.” The wife’s anger boiled over as she listened to her husband’s flirtatious conversation.
But as she continued to eavesdrop, she began to feel a pang of doubt. Something didn’t quite add up. And then, just as she was starting to get worked up, she heard her husband mention something about being out of bread.
Confused, the wife waited until her husband had left the house before emerging from her hiding spot. And that’s when she saw it – the note her husband had written in response to her original message. “Your shoes are visible,” it said. “We’ll be back in five minutes. We’re out of bread.”
The wife couldn’t help but laugh at her own misunderstanding. She had jumped to conclusions and assumed the worst, only to discover that her husband had been making plans for a romantic dinner – not a romantic tryst.
